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03-14-02, 11:32 PM | |
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Equipment and Form Questions
All hail, Mistress Satanica! We thank you for bestowing your talents upon us. Forgive me for asking more of you, but I have some questions:
Does the Shrieking Shamrocks Strength Workout require the patented Irish Spring, or will the Mark Eden Breast Developer be sufficient? During the Super Salty Squat And Squeal workout, would it be elpful while olding the shark to keep our weight in our eels? Thank you, Oh Wise One.
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03-14-02, 11:38 PM | |
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Ah so!!!
Young Rainy-ish Grasshopper, you have much to learn.
First, to truly experience the glory of the Shrieking Shamrocks, it is best to use the world famous Vacutex!!! Found only in the most sacred and mysterious texts of the Mistress (namely the back of old comic books!) And yesssssss, by all meansssss, hold your weight in your Eels!! The SHRIEKING EELS that is!! mWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (My name is Inigo Montoya!! You killed my father. Prepare to die!!!) hahahahahahaha
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03-14-02, 11:48 PM | |
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Death! Ha! We will not fight to the death, but to the pain!
I'm going to tell you something once and then whether you die or not is strictly up to you. What I'm going to tell you is this: drop your sword, and if you do, you will be tied up but not fatally, and will soon be free to go about your business. And if you choose to fight, well, then, we will not both leave alive.
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03-14-02, 11:56 PM | |
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A Battle of WITS? To the DEATH?
Very well, I accept!
Joan, I will see you on the field of Times that are not Good! Bring it on, baby!
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03-14-02, 11:58 PM | |
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Hee hee!
Someone has beaten a giant here.
Stop it now, I mean it!!! Anybody want a peanut?
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Joan "We all want the looooove...without the handles!" Tracy Effinger DISCLOSURE: I have a professional relationship with a seller or producer of fitness videos or products. For details, please see my profile. |
03-15-02, 12:01 AM | |
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Rodents of Unusual Size?
I don't think they exist! [THUD!]
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Renee D Let your love fly like a bird on the wing And let your love bind you to all living things And let your love shine And you'll know what I mean, that's the reason ~Bellamy Brothers |
03-15-02, 12:04 AM | |
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Not to the death, to the pain. The pain, which is a time that is not good, indeed.
I think pain is the most underrated emotion available to us. Pain has been with us always, and it always irritates me when people say 'as important as life and death' because the proper phrase, to my mind, should be, 'as important as pain and death.' I leave you to your imagination, then. But I want you to know one thing, and I mean it: you are the strongest, the most brilliant and brave, the most altogether worthy creature it has ever been my privilege to meet, and I feel almost sad that I must destroy you. (I hope somebody knows what I'm quoting here. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?)
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03-15-02, 12:09 AM | |
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I see, Renee, that you do know.
And now, I must leave you to retire to my bed. I'm sure that I can trust you and Joanie Balonie to carry on, My Little Buttercup.
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